🔥 Secret Music Vault (Warning: Highly Addictive) 🔥
In the future the robots will probably ban music…and THIS might be the only way to fight back!
Now you get hundreds of weird songs recorded in my van.
It’s like Netflix — but instead of TV shows, it’s chaos and strangeness sometimes including battle squirrels.
What You Get
✅ The Secret Song Vault → 100s of exclusive videos & songs
✅ Live Online Gig (monthly) → hang out + request songs
✅ DIY “Paint Your Own T-Shirt” pack → PDF guide
✅ Surprise Weirdness → squirrel anthems, robot funk, van jams
All for just £5/month (cancel anytime).
👉 Click below to join now.
Unlock the vault. Become part of the Sword army.
[ 🎶 Join the Vault (£5/month) ]
If you have problems completing checkout, DM me and I’ll sort it.
All proceeds help to produce new music and spread the word… thank you 🤘
SUPPORTER REVIEWS 📣
Every song is genius
You have a talent for catchy songs I can’t sing in public
Still the best song written EVER!!!
You’re a damn hit machine
You’re brilliant. I’m sitting here p@sing myself mate. Legend. I’m going to share this far and wide
This could be single handedly the best song ever
You will witness either the most unique creative genius or a complete slip into insanity. Perhaps a little of both, either way you’ll be entertained
Want to go deeper? Inside you’ll see secret tiers:
🎸 Signed guitar,
🏠 Private house shows,
📹 1-on-1 studio day…
But it starts here: £5/month to get in.
Please Note : The views held by the characters in these songs are not necessarily shared with Ben Sword.
This website contains songs with swearing and adult themes that some listeners may find offensive. Please only continue if you are comfortable with that. You must be 18 or over to enter. You are free to cancel your membership at any time if you change your mind.